Do You Like “Tomo"? If Thats What You Like To Call “Them”, Yes I Do.

Music. 
It speaks to man’s very soul and motivates even the lazy among us to reach unattainable new highs. 

But, what about music that belongs in interrogation books, instead of on the Top 100 Music Charts?

I present to you…. AKB48.

Yes, there are really 48 member….

AKB48 (derived from Akihabara 48) is a female Japanese idol group produced by Akimoto Yasushi. They have their own theater in Akihabara (a district in Tokyo) where they perform regularly. The concept of the group is "idols you can meet". Currently, they hold the record of having the highest overall single sales (of a female group) on the Oricon charts.

A group of 48 talented singers, what could go wrong?! The problem is, that out of the 48 members, only five of the girls can hold a manageable tune. Because of this, the other 43 AKB members must take back seats and lip-sync along during live performances.

The group is mainly composed of girls under 18 and have caught flak for: 

• sexually suggestive texts of many of their songs, which some felt were unsuitable for AKB48’s young members.
• Music Videos showing underwear shots, teenage members hugging, kissing, and taking a bath together.
• and this…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogJrjfjEvNo

I hope you flossed, Rina-chan….

Now, whenever a member “outgrows” the group, they “leave” the group and release a photo book and a solo albulm. Tomomi Kasai is the most recent member to leave the group and when she released her photo-cover, “Do You Like Tomo?”, it too caught flak for being…..”Soft-core Child-Porn”

Have a look….

That kid gets more than any of you mouth-breathers.

Being the role models for millions of little Japanese children, I expected more. As of the second week of January, 2013, the image was subsequently pulled due to decency laws.

In closing, it seems that bad roles and bad music are prevalent everywhere.

If you are one of the ones who are thinking about leaving the country due to “Beiber Fever” and “One Direction Disorder” suck it up. It could be worse.

The Music Industry Is Still Going In One Direction....Down

Welcome back, mouth-breathers.

I've been out of the loop for a while, so I decided to address a topic I can no longer ignore....

With the release of: Curren$y's "The Stoned Immaculate", Yashin's "We Created A Monster", and Miwa's "Guitarium" in later 2012, I was sure music was being given CPR.




Currensy- The Stoned Immaculate

 




Yashin- We Created A M0nster

 







Miwa-Guitarium

 

But, once again, modern music has failed to produce anything relevant or note-worthy.

Over the past few month's I have heard whispers of "One Direction" and I figured it was irrelevant.

I should have known better....

Now, here are the things that I DON'T like about One Direction.....

1) There is a large discrepancy between the QUALITY of their music and the POPULARITY of the music. The quality tends to be low and the popularity is high. (Ex. Disco in the '70s) One Direction does not write their own lyrics, and their lyrics are very cliché. We've heard them before; rehashed, whiney, love songs.

2) People mainly like them for their looks. Unfortunately, people are shallower now, and they look more towards looks than quality. There are so many other GOOD artists out there with more meaningful music (meaningful lyrics) that never gets a chance to make it big because people choose stars who just look good. If you ask a 1D fan if they like 1D's music, many will say they do. I am not doubting that people don't like them for their music, but the music that people like nowadays is very shallow music-it has no depth, no deep meaning like Pink Floyd or Nirvana.

3) They practically had success handed to them. They never had to hit the pavement and work for success. They were on X-Factor and made it big right away, a bunch of British guys with decent voices and BAM, top album on ITunes. People who like better music, and by that I mean, DEEPER music with more meaning, don't like the fact that the music industry has ended up this way.

4) They are "fake"; people tell them how to dress, write their lyrics, and tell them how to act. They are like machines in a sense, designed to please the viewers, designed to sell records, designed to increase the income of revenue for the music industry.

Why People Don’t Like One Direction:

"I think it's a bandwagon thing. People are annoyed to death by the crazy fan-girls; it's like they think they finally got a break from "Bieber Fever", and now they have Direction Infection to worry about."-Yahoo User.

And on an end note, if you claim I’m jealous because they are "famous" remember: Hitler was famous too...



Look At That "Fan Base!"







The Nice-Guy Manifesto: Try Growing Some Balls.

Typical Battered Nice-Guy.

As the world advances and technology only improves, there always seems to be those individuals who seem to hold the advancement of the human race back. These mouth-breathing, bottom-feeders unite under one limp-wrist banner to draw more to their cynical plot.

My fellow comrades, it will always be your duty to chase the woman YOU desire. Never should you ever, cut off your balls and mail them to her, so that she can chase you. Let it become clear that if you are a Nice-Guy, you are insecure, clingy, spineless, womanless, etc etc etc. For too long, we have let ourselves become lax and neutered around women to please them. I’ve even had many friends tell me that, being “Nice” to women gets you laid faster.

LIES.

The plain truth is that, nice-guys lack one quality that women spend all their life looking for in those sub-humans and never find it. That quality is being Assertive. That simply means: not being a yes-man, being willing to argue with her, taking control of decision-making, and romancing her. Are you seeing a pattern now? A nice-guy will do NONE of those, in fear of blowing his chance with the female. He would rather try to “buy” love and shower her with gifts that don’t last.

“Doing it Wrong”

In conclusion, act your part and play your role. Never sell yourself short as a man for a hopeful one night stand, chances are it’s not going to happen. If you act like her therapist, you’ll just end up as her shoulder to cry on, until she’s ready to run back to the same guy who made her cry. Remember, no woman knows what she wants, its up to you to take initiative and make moves.

Take care.

Tyga: Careless World Album Review.

“Life without you is like a broken pencil. There is no point.” – Tyga

Review of Tyga, Careless World: Rise of the Last King.

I must confess, when I heard another Young Money artist was releasing an album, I immediately deflated. Between Lil Wayne selling out faster than the new iPads to Nicki Minaj's tasteless rap verses, I was sure Hip-hop was dead for good. The Rap genre was been on a downward slide for years now and its only been getting worse. Lucky for us there's an actually recovery taking place in the rap game. From Hopsin to Black Cobain, I believe there's still hope out there.

Now Enter Tyga.

Careless World's recording took place over a period of three years and it shows. The first song is the title track, which starts with Tyga talking about his rise to kingdom with a mood-setting beat playing in the back. "Faded" is the typical Tyga club song that we're all use to hearing on his usual mix tapes. The next song that jumped out at me was, "Black Crowns" which started out with a sexy hook, perfect for those sunny days with the windows down. The last jump out track was "This Is Like ft. Robin Thicke", which paints a picture of his travels all over the world with his lady.
 
Overall, I was very much impressed by the album and I hope to see Tyga De-throne Lil Wayne for good in the near future.

Bow down.

The Dead Walk and They Want You.

With the impending finishing touches being put on the third season of the hit AMC show "The Walking Dead",  many people are left with the same question.
"How can I become a zombie extra on the show?"

Simple. I'll leave the email address for zombie extras below.
Remember to submit: A portrait of your face, your height, weight, and body type.
Dont forgot to like this page and share it with your buddies, we all want in on the zombie action.
Happy hunting and hurry!

Walking Dead Zombie Extra Email: twdextras@gmail.com

The Rise, Fall, Death, and Resurrection of Macaulay Culkin.

When the news of Macaulay Carson Culkin (born August 26, 1980), the child star of Home Alone, Uncle Buck, and Richie Rich reached me, i just barely resisted the knee-jerk reflex to face palm. In todays age, where everything is digital and news spreads faster than mono at a middle school, private life is a thing of the past. We the people need to have the perception and insight to sift and choose what we take in carefully. After much research, i found that Culkin was not only indeed alive but, that his music didn't die along with him as many people hoped. Kudos to the media jackals for not snatching up the story like i thought they would, and if there's any doubt that the Home Alone Star lives here's a video of him singing just to remind you that you cant touch music but, it can touch you.

And ruin your afternoon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_7csvfEkI

Me and "Ted" play Wii Sports?!

Whenever I have a get together at my house, I tend to make it a point not to touch the popular Xbox 360 or the number two, Playstation 3. Yes, people I gather and herd my buddies to the Wii for some quality Super Smash Bros. Today, I decided to challenge a stuffed animal to a few games of Wii Sports as a time killer.
In the interest of time, I'll give you an abridged version of the before mentioned match up. I was soundly beaten in every sport, four times with no mercy. Afterwards, I was thrown off the bed for being a "Sore Loser".
Yeah right.
Don't be fooled by that calm pic of him just sitting there, you've been warned.....