Stretched Wide Butthurt In Video Games.

Meet The Kids Who Just Quick-Scoped You….Again.

Imagine a world with no rules.
A gun-law free world.
A world populated by little children wielding said guns.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... every major shooting game on the market.

Let it be know that Eman doesn't hate kids. I actually have to live with the little demons in my house. I only have a problem when video games and minors are mixed. The two entities should remain separate. Like church and state.

Now, with that being said if I’m playing a certain game and 4 foot nothing midgets are whining over a mike, past their bedtime at me, I believe verbally smacking them is indeed my right of way.

Apparently parents think M stands for “Many Kids Playing This”

Pop quiz: what is the picture above?
If you don’t know, you probably also don’t know that your kid: smokes weed, masterbates to your porn collection, and is a closet-homosexual. Proven facts.

The above picture is called ESRB game ratings and they were made to keep you grubby kid’s fingers from touching anything more mature than his age. If you start giving your 10-year old kid violent videos and then become surprised when he shoots up his middle school, then i don’t feel sorry for you dumb-fuck.

This…

Plus This….

Equals This In 10 Years…

Lastly, I want to discuss under-aged minors when they pick up a mike and take their time-out angst online.

Bottom-line?

Don’t let it happen and start to beat your children more people.

Take care.

The Rise, Fall, Death, and Resurrection of Macaulay Culkin.

When the news of Macaulay Carson Culkin (born August 26, 1980), the child star of Home Alone, Uncle Buck, and Richie Rich reached me, i just barely resisted the knee-jerk reflex to face palm. In todays age, where everything is digital and news spreads faster than mono at a middle school, private life is a thing of the past. We the people need to have the perception and insight to sift and choose what we take in carefully. After much research, i found that Culkin was not only indeed alive but, that his music didn't die along with him as many people hoped. Kudos to the media jackals for not snatching up the story like i thought they would, and if there's any doubt that the Home Alone Star lives here's a video of him singing just to remind you that you cant touch music but, it can touch you.

And ruin your afternoon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_7csvfEkI