What The Failing Economy and Popular Music Have In Common.

DISCLAIMER: Before we begin, I want to stress to you that I tried to avoid and stall this topic as long as I possibly could. Also, I would like to state that any anger generated by the following article will be ignored because, your opinion just doesn't matter...

The president has failed us, the economy is torn asunder, and your parents have switched house roles. Lets face it. Life sucks right now but... at least you can find that magical place in your music, right?

Real men come out. Men like Lil Wanye.

WRONG.

If there's one thing we need to fix in America, it's who we rank in the charts every week. The economy can wait. I'll point a finger to today's rapper's. If you "talk" over beats and all you say is @#$@! or talk about @#$@!$ and how much more money your getting, then you're not much of a rapper nor are you a role model. You're a menace to society. Most Hip-Hop artist couldn't define music if they had it tattooed all over their bodies and faces. To them, having a false persona that defers from the real you, shows your "Swagger" and "Balling" attitude. Not all of your rap "heroes" are who they claim to really be... For example.

So Fuck The Police, Huh?

There's no need for me to cover any of the other artist out there, because their actions speak for themselves. Do you really want your children listening to the likes of Nicki Minaj, Lil' Wanye, Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus, and all the the other puppets of the music industry, who only care about their albums going gold and not the influence of said music on your child's psyche?

I would like to end this article by saying that popular music, is not always the right music. Do research, before you start bowing down and worshipping these frauds. Take care.

The Dead Walk and They Want You.

With the impending finishing touches being put on the third season of the hit AMC show "The Walking Dead",  many people are left with the same question.
"How can I become a zombie extra on the show?"

Simple. I'll leave the email address for zombie extras below.
Remember to submit: A portrait of your face, your height, weight, and body type.
Dont forgot to like this page and share it with your buddies, we all want in on the zombie action.
Happy hunting and hurry!

Walking Dead Zombie Extra Email: twdextras@gmail.com

The Rise, Fall, Death, and Resurrection of Macaulay Culkin.

When the news of Macaulay Carson Culkin (born August 26, 1980), the child star of Home Alone, Uncle Buck, and Richie Rich reached me, i just barely resisted the knee-jerk reflex to face palm. In todays age, where everything is digital and news spreads faster than mono at a middle school, private life is a thing of the past. We the people need to have the perception and insight to sift and choose what we take in carefully. After much research, i found that Culkin was not only indeed alive but, that his music didn't die along with him as many people hoped. Kudos to the media jackals for not snatching up the story like i thought they would, and if there's any doubt that the Home Alone Star lives here's a video of him singing just to remind you that you cant touch music but, it can touch you.

And ruin your afternoon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_7csvfEkI

Me and "Ted" play Wii Sports?!

Whenever I have a get together at my house, I tend to make it a point not to touch the popular Xbox 360 or the number two, Playstation 3. Yes, people I gather and herd my buddies to the Wii for some quality Super Smash Bros. Today, I decided to challenge a stuffed animal to a few games of Wii Sports as a time killer.
In the interest of time, I'll give you an abridged version of the before mentioned match up. I was soundly beaten in every sport, four times with no mercy. Afterwards, I was thrown off the bed for being a "Sore Loser".
Yeah right.
Don't be fooled by that calm pic of him just sitting there, you've been warned.....